ah, to see the intelligence of todays youth. today in english, our teacher wrote the word anecdote on the board. she told us to give her a definition. of course, the class thought it was antidote and she was spelling it wrong. she took ten definitions and read them. they all said “medicine that cures poison” she read a few anecdotes. one of them was about getting rid of a cat. so i hear behind me, “its something getting rid of.” (<– exactly word for word what they said.) then she read the real definition.

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In english class we are doing a unit on humor, so our teacher is now trying to be funny. the problem is, she is a really old lady who thinks puns are hilarious. now, i dont mean to be mean (sorry that had to ryhme) but it is actually quite amusing to watch the class react. a joke is cracked, and there is pretty much no one who gets it. we usually all just fall asleep when she puts on the video of comedians from the early 1900s. so much for taking notes…

okay, im really not going to post a story, but i will if enough people want me to.

what im really going to talk about is my new years resolution. Jeremy suggested that I should dance more than i already do, *SARCASM* now i know its hard to dance more than i do *END OF SARCASM* but i really think i can do it. at random times of the day, im just going to burst out randomly into dance.  thanks for the idea jeremy! =)

i wonder why the waves coming on shore all seem to trace the same pattern.

sometimes i try really hard to see molecules.

i used to like square cheese.

im afraid of flys.

i sometimes say 10 feet when i mean 100 feet.

i have bad handwriting.

i used to think krispy kreme said klispy kleme.

the word howdy bothers me.

i dont like pencils, i prefer pens.

i use a piece of paper for a bookmark.

i wonder how long it would take to swim across the atlantic ocean.

sometimes its hard to think of random things.

i have no idea what the sun is made of.

my smoke detector talks to me when im bored.

im not as afraid of bees as i am of flys

when people clear their throats, it bothers me.

i think im done typing now.

Jeremy and everyone else is putting this post, so i spose i will too. =). the best christmas gift i ever gotted was… a computer probably. a good computer. prettty nerdy, i know. and the worst thing i ever got was probably candy. candy is good, but one year we got an xbox 360, so to trick us and be evil, our parents put loads of presents under the tree, i was so excited, and christmas day, the first present i opened… CANDY! oh, how excited i was. then i open the rest and they were all candy. and before i had an explosion, we opened the last, very very large present and it was a 360. my explosion risk lowered considerably.